Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Things that make me happy today... Beyonce @ Roseland

This week was a treat. Beyonce at Roseland ballroom for a private small venue show.

First of all, if you are going to see an artist at a general admission concert and have to stand up all night it best be someone like Beyonce.  High energy. Amazing performer. And tunes to make people move their feet.

People were on line from 1pm outside waiting for door to open at 8pm. Yes. I guess the people without jobs had some time (and money - tix were not cheap) on their hands.

This concert featured her new album "4". If you haven't picked it up yet, it's worth a listen. What is good about the album? I think this album will have about 4-5 hits.  At first listen, I thought there were 3 strong songs, super ballad "Best thing I ever had", and up tempo tunes "Countdown" and "End of Time". And although I didn't like it at first, "Run this world (Girls)" is a typically Beyonce anthem song for girls. And Party has a good "house party" and "grown folk" feel to it.  And I think "Start over" might be late hit  on the album. Its got a good sound to it but not sure if its commercial enough... and its another ballad.

A couple of shots from Beyonce Roseland show...




Beyonce "4" at a glance...
1. "1+1": 3. It had to grow on me, but when it did I started feeling the song. The lyrics are a bit cryptic, which reminds me of "Halo", but some will like that about the song. I heard there was a version by The Dream (who wrote the song) and Beyonce.  Beyonce got the better voice so I think its the better version.

2. "I Care": 2. It seems a bit to filler, especially with the "la, la, la, la, la" and repetitive. Nothing spectacular really stands out to me with this song.

3. "Miss You": 3. Short song. Decent ballad. Beyonce shares her pain with her audience of a love gone astray. And the song ends perfectly with just the instrumental fading out. It gives a feeling of whether she'll reunite with the one she loves or forever live with the pain of not having him. **weep, weep**

4. "Best Thing I Never Had": 4. I like this song overall. Catchy. Babyface wrote and composed this song. Anyone who's familiar with Babyface's catalog is fully aware of the master artistry he creates with music. Not his best, but it works with Beyonce vocal style.

5. "Party" featuring Andre 3000: 5. This Kanye-produced track is one of my favorite songs on the album and an excellent standout! Andre 3000 is Beyonce's only featured artist and he delivers (like always). I am bias since I am Outkast fan and Andre always has great flow on an album. Smart move Beyonce!!
Gotta love this verse...
"Kiddo say he looks up to me, this just makes me feel old
Never thought that we could become someone else's hero
Man, we were just in the food court, eating our gyro"

My favorite line from Andre because it gives me a nostalgic feeling from the humble beginnings of the 90s from both artists to what they've become today. And the production has a 90s sound to it as well. Kanye did great with this track. In fact, every artist present shined on this song. This should be have been the first single... a perfect summer hit song.

6. "Rather Die Young" 3: Sleepy but when she performs it live... watch out. She sings the hell out the song. As a "an ode to Jay" because that's exactly what it is, and there's nothing wrong with that. Keep your man happy "B"

7. "Start Over": 4. Another standout track from this album. The harmonies Beyonce shares with her backup singers are breathtakingly beautiful. This song is strong as anything she has done in the past because she sounds so mature.  She has definitey grown up so passionate in the lyrics. I felt her desperation to salvage the broken relationship she's in with her guy. This song might be single-worthy, but I wonder how people will respond to it.

8. "Love on Top": 2. More "classic" Beyonce. It's a fun, upbeat song that I believe her fanbase will appreciate. Very old R&B.. ala Jackson 5 and Michael. 

9. "Countdown": 5. Another "classic" Beyonce song that her fanbase will appreciate. It might be one of my favorites b/c it's fun, catchy, and clever. In 10 counts Beyonce tells her audience of the love she shares with her man. I can see someone coming up with a dance for this song.  Hopefully I don't see men doing the "Beyonce girl slide" as they run across the stage with those little steps she is known for.

10. "End of Time": 4. Beyonce satisfies her fans with yet another track they'll appreciate. I call this the "war dance" song. I'm a sucker for songs that have that "marching band sound" to it. It has a great intro that will appear in club remixes all over. This one might be the one that shows up those MTV dance shows.

11. "I Was Here": 4. Beyonce teamed up with Diane Warren for this angst-y track where she basically tells her audience her time as an entertainer is ending. I can see this as a closing song for the rest of her concerts. Also, this might be a big funeral song... kind of haunting. But I do like the vibe of the song.

12. "Run the World (Girls)": 2. Not my favorite song. But its an anthem song. Just okay. Borderline could have been left off the album.

All in all, my rating on this album is 3 stars. It's decent and more mature-sounding. Worth the money.


And some performances








Pros
-Beyonce looked great and the stars were out (P-Diddy, The Dream, Neyo, Jay-Z, Mary Mary, jusst to name a few.
-Great show and great energy. People were singing along word for word, even on the new songs.
-Good music
Cons
-Long wait standing on lines to get in
-Show didn't start for 2 hours.
-Smelly armpits... Thank God they gave out Beyonce perfume samples that came in handy as a defensive measure.

Anyone got any favorite Beyonce songs from the new album "4"? What about all time Beyonce songs?

S.F. Guru

Friday, August 12, 2011

Things that make me happy... Daniel Packard's Live Group Sex Therapy Show

Currently showing at... NYC Museum of Sex until Aug 20th...

Sometimes you find an off beat show that is original and quite different than the norm.  Touring around the country this year is Daniel Packard and his one man half comedy show, half educational seminar on everyone favorite topic sex and relationships.

So the show sets up Men vs. Women... but not a battle to the death but more like a peak down the other pants.  This "peak" reveals some truths, misconceptions, and sometimes surprising facts about what people really think and more importantly why people think the way they do.

The good about this show...
1. Informative and funny. He educates in a very funny way.
2. Highly Interactive. Audience participation is a must. Also they use a texting program to involve the audience.
3. Sexy but not vulgar... This is a rated "R" show but not "X" rated. 

The bad about the show...
1. Its a comedy club type set up. So seats may not be comfortable.
2. This is not a not for conservative people... There will be talk of gential...



Daniel Packard Website
http://www.danielpackard.com/Site/Home.html

So... All I can say is if everyone person saw this show... there would be a lot more good sex in the world... And more people would know how to find and stimulate the frenulum and Gräfenberg Spot... Oops! Did really write that. My bad... I'll be quiet now.

Tip... Use "Flirt" or "Moxie" code to get tickets at almost half off at brown paper tickets http://brownpapertickets.com/


SF Guru

Monday, August 8, 2011

Things that make me happy today... Iphone/Ipad Apps

Apps rule!!! For all those BB and Droid users... This is the difference maker on smartphones.  Everyone chases Apple on this one.

For all those that don't know... Iphone/Ipad apps are like having a new toy in you mailbox every week.  So I figure I would list my top 10 apps.

10. Index Card. This app is great for taking quick notes... think post it notes on your ipad.
9. USA Today. Everyone needs news... Just like the newspaper but on your Ipad.
8. Netflix. Stream videos online and catch up on TV shows and movies over wireless.
7. Jahjah. Good for internet calling at cheap rates.
6. Scrabble. The game the passes time like no other. Great to play friends online.
5. Live Nation. Get Concert information first. Easy to buy tickets on the move.
4. NPR. NPR online, with podcast, news update in user friendly format.
3. Sigalert. Traffic information for most city. Tells speed and
2. Optimum. Available for Cablevision subscribers on Ipad. TV Guide and you can manage DVR and watch TV shows on Ipad over your home wireless network.
1. Tripit & Trip Tracker. You should get both of these apps if you travel alot. It manages you trips in one place. Very easy to use. Tripit keeps your trip info (hotel, rentals, air) and TripTracker keeps you up to date on flights.  Even gate and arrival/departure time updates.

Magazine with Ipad Apps
1. Businessweek
2. GQ Magazine
3. BE Magazine

There always new apps with cool features to enhance your life. Its like Christmas everyday.

If you have any favorite apps, please share.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Things that make me happy... Puerto Rico

Its been a while since I visited PR, I figure I would mentions some things to do for anyone taking a trip to Puerto Rico in the near future.



PR has some much to see. The people are friendly and love to dance and party. Great food especially monfongo.  Lots of clubs and bars and of course beautiful beaches. Probably best part. Its easy to get to. No passport needed, hotels close to airports, don't need to know spanish... english is fine, and best of all they run deals all the time from major cities.
I stayed at the Ritz Carlton very close to the airport. Pros - Great service, good location, walking distance to lots of restaurants and bars in La Isla Verde area. But there are other good hotel options... Cons - pretty expensive, not much of a party scene.

The El San Juan which is a ton of fun and only a 10 minute ride from the airport. There was so much to do there: the pool was always lively and the wait staff at the pool keeps drinks constantly refilled; they flew in a DJ from NY and had a pool party on Saturday (not sure that's a regular thing but that was fun); the beach was nice and there are jet skis on the beach which is fun; loved Koco restaurant that is based on a coconut theme (try the coconut martini and the coconut mojito); and of course Club Brava.

Alternative Hotel - while we were there we checked out La Concha. It was recently opened after a 10+ year renovation and is absolutely grown and sexy. It's in the art deco part of town where all the expensive shops are and was a better area to just walk around or go for a run. There is a very nice restaurant there called La Perla (I think) and Budatai, a spanish Thai restaurant that I just loved loved loved is just steps away from there. Check out La Concha if you want something that is in San Juan but a little more quiet and sleek / sexy. Other hotels that are quiet, like the El Conquistador and Las Casitas, are nice but too far away from everything. I think your beat bet it El San Juan or La Concha.



Restaurants:
1) Budatai
2) Koko (in El San Juan Hotel)
3) Pikayo (set within a museum; art featured in the restaurant)
4) La Perla (in La Concha Hotel)
5) Acquaviva (in Old San Juan)
6) Toro Salao (in Old San Juan)
7) Dragonfly (in Old San Juan)
8) Parrot Club (in Old San Juan)
9) There is a small Puerto Rican restaurant with excellent Monfongo in shopping plaza down the road across from Old San Juan Hotel in Isla Verde.

Lounge / Club:
1) Club Brava is the hot spot in San Juan (in El San Juan Hotel)
2) Wet Bar is a rooftop bar in the Water Club, a small boutique hotel that is about a 10 minute walk from the El San Juan Hotel. Check them out on Friday or Saturday when there's a DJ.
3) Nuyorican Poets Cafe in Old San Juan.  Live music and salsa especially on weekends. Pretty casual place but good music.






Activities:
1) Caving - they only do it on Sundays. It involves ziplining across a cliff, rapelling 250 feet down the side of the cliff into caves that have bats and cockroaches. You have to run through mud and climb up rocks, jump into 15 ft deep water all while in the caves. We did it with Tierra Aventro (www.adventurespr.com) and we LOVED it. You can also do Canyoning on Saturdays (everything without the caves).
2) Golf - I recommend twilight golf at the Dorado del Mar (787) 796-3070 designed by Robert Trent Jones I think is his name - a famous golf course designer. Twilight is from 3-6pm and cost $55. Any other time and anywhere else in $100-$200. It's a 30 - 40 minute drive from the El San Juan Hotel. Everywhere else is too expensive.
3) Water Sports - we did that at the hotel. The beach at the El San Juan had everything.
4) The Bio Bay - this involves kayaking at night into a lake that has some very small organisms that causes your hand to glow in the dark if you dip your hand in the water. The water is like 2 feet deep so it's very safe. It was fun.
5) ATV tour through the rain forest. This was fun but caving was much more of a highlight for us.
6) Tour the two forts in Old San Juan. This was actually more fun than I thought. There was a good amount to see and the views from the forts were amazing. There is a free trolley that takes you from one fort to the other and you can stay on the trolley and do a full tour of Old San Juan.
7) Tour of the Bacardi Distillery - everybody does this when they go to PR. We wanted to but didn't have time.
8) Spa - the spa at the El San Juan was just OK. I did enjoy the message though because I was so worn out from all the activities.
9) El Yunque - Rain Forest (about 2-4 hours to drive up and hike around. Not a difficult hike but in summer its is hot... so bring water. There is a waterfall that people hike to.) Its about an 60 minutes from San Juan center.



So the must do activities Bio Bay - You can get deals for about $75 -$100 per person.
Walking around old san juan and grabbing food at little cafes.

Hope you plan a trip and visit this PR. There lots to do and see. Enjoy!!